Charlie’s Angels Chain Gang Episode

The normal Can You Hear Me crew wasn’t able to get together, so Gustav took the opportunity to sit down and record with long time e-mailer and listener Jordan Mercury to talk about life and the Charlie’s Angels chain gang episode.

The scene of an old man sitting across from the embodiment of America’s youth started off with pretty much how you would it expect it to.  Gustav rants about how society has been sold a bill of goods  for “Following your dreams and passions” for your career.  It’s classic Gustav and typical old man rhetoric.

But things take a turn for the weird when JJ and Gustav discuss the generational attitudes toward masturbation.  Gustav looks back at how the Charlie’s Angels episode where they go under cover in a women’s prison s shaped his early childhood development.  And JJ is amazed at how uptight the old people are about discussing the devil’s playground.

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This Episode of Charlie’s Angels Ruined Gustav Forever

The two then talk about how Ty sounds like Todd Packer from “The Office” played by David Koechner, the weirdness of Davey and Goliath and the varied voice roles of Peter Cullen.

Inspired by previous episodes where we discussed prank talk with Ray Ranfill and an email from Matt, JJ recounts a prank gone wrong and the fallout from being caught back when he and his buddies were in high school.

And to wrap things up, Gustav asks naive questions about the use of the devil’s lettuce.

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Testicular Torsion and a Bear Trap

The partial crew is back with special guest Ray Cranberry to talk testicular torsion, the Unabomber, tree forts and a double bear trap Gustav stepped into.

Ty is still absent without leave but we are lucky (or unlucky depending on your perspective) to have Ray sit in once again.  Concern about the intelligence community’s overreach and invasion of the privacy of the citizens leads to a discussion about mail box bombings, the Unabomber and the federal penitentiary known as Supermax in Florence, CO.

Gustav then tries to set the record straight on Ray Ranfill, KJ falling off a balcony and an unfortunately timed Christopher Reeves reference  while the shitbutt podcast family was enjoying some tasty barbecue.

Then the boys turn to a discussion about the gigantic Half Priced Books sale which happens each year and how Ty was trying to corner the market on Time Life Books.

An email from one of our esteemed West Texas listeners leads us down a rabbit hole of testicular torsion, ultrasound stories, the most believable unbelievable surprise sex story, and ultimately Gustav stepping into not one but two bear traps in rapid succession.

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Can You Hear Me’s Understanding of Testicular Torsion

All of this testicle talk leads Gustav to discuss his history of kidney stones, including his most recent stone which has been mentioned a few times over the last year in previous episodes.

Good dude Matt sends an email about the lost art of building forts and treehouses as well as detailing some of his youthful pranks, including the “invisible rope” trick, which no one on the crew had ever heard of.

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