The Black Falconer – Part Two

Join Ty and Gustav as they bring you part two of their award winning after school special starring special guest The Black Falconer.  Heavy was busy trapping varmints, so Ty and Gus shared a special evening with K.J. from Partial Recall and the Blowout Podcast Network.

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If You Want to Survive, Listen to the Black Falconer

No time for intro’s, they jump straight out of the chute with a tale of dyed pubic hair which will certainly be of interest to both men and women of every color and creed upon this blue marble that we are all living on.

Gustav recounts the Blowout One Million Download party and how everyone’s one and only was treated like a rock star when he showed up.  KJ is a bit fuzzier on events so he’s not much help as  Gus answers JJ’s tweet about the young future barrister’s dance moves.

Long time master of email Cody sends a question about a dank bag full of money which may or may not be supplied by Nigerian bankers.  We are waiting to hear back from Cody to see if we completely missed the point of the email as we spend an inordinately amount of thought on money laundering.

K.J. is also a co-host of Fuck the Walking Dead with Mike “Machine” Marshall.  With all the time he’s spent watching zombie shows, he has been thinking about post-apocalyptic survival plans.  Who better to talk about how to spend your first 36 hours after a catastrophic event than the Can You Hear Me boys?  Gustav of course has plenty to say, although he does incorrectly name a book about intentional communities and communes.  The correct name of the book is Getting Back Together and was written by Robert Houriet.

Ty and Gus would like to thank K.J. and his Landlord for their hospitality and letting them invade their deluxe apartment in the sky.

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The Black Falconer – Part One

The Can You Hear Me? Podcast is proud to welcome special guest K.J. to the show this week to talk vermin, chores and his new project The Black Falconer.  Ty and Gus had so much fun with K.J. that we will be splitting up the recording session into two episodes.

K.J. is the young rising star of the Blowout Podcast Network.  Originally, K.J. started the Partial Recall podcast with good dude Clay, which led to the Blowout Podcast Network recruiting them.  Since then, K.J. has started both “Fuck the Walking Dead” and “The Optomist Club” podcasts with locally and regionally famous Mike “Machine” Marshall.  We have been trying to record with K.J. (and Clay) for almost a year and finally we were able to get together.

Not afraid to tackle hard hitting issues, Ty starts out with the important question of “What is the most racist cheese?”  It’s a discussion you just won’t want to miss.

J.J. sent a question in about his fabulous dance moves at the Blowout One Million Download Celebration.  Gus recalls J.J.’s grooving that evening as well as the previous episode where he interviewed J.J.

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Watch K.J. this fall on CBS as The Black Falconer

Ty recounts a recent event where his and Heavy’s dads were blowing up beaver damns.  That leads K.J. to pick the guys’ brains about dealing with vermin.  Lot’s of possum talk which we know you will love.  Listen to find out how K.J. may become the Black Falconer and move on to Hollywood fame.

Ty and Gustav can’t go an episode without talking about Brad in some fashion.  This week is no different as Gustav rants about Brad’s over use of the fifty cent word “insalubrious” in Brad’s new book.  It’s a great book, but come on, he used that word three times in one chapter.

With K.J. and his landlord looking for a house, K.J. asks some home improvement questions which somehow leads to talk about chicken menstruation and the roughness of roosters mounting chickens.

It’s  a fun episode so be sure to listen to part two next week.  Check out K.J. and Clay’s weekly podcast Partial Recall.

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Fractional Recollections and New Coke

The guys are back in Episode 32 to do a little remembering about New Coke, candy from the seventies and give a little love advice.  While we fully acknowledge that nostalgia for the 90’s is the territory of the Partial Recall Podcast, we felt that we were safe to slide back into the seventies and eighties for a bit of “membering”.

A previous episode featured the story of a faulty Coke machine in the jr. high field house which if someone was willing to get shocked, would continue to feed out free Coke’s.  Ty and Heavy seemed to remember that it was a “New Coke” machine so that prompted us to discuss the disastrous change from the traditional Coke recipe to the New Coke  and the subsequent backlash that led to Coca-Cola Classic, with New Coke eventually fading out of existence.

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They Even Got Cosby to Shill for New Coke

Of course we discuss why Coca-Cola management felt the need to monkey with a good thing.  A major factor was the Pepsi Challenge.  Ty lays out why the Pepsi Challenge was successful and why ultimately, it was deceptive to the Coca-Cola management.

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Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back Mr. Kotter Conducting the Pepsi Challenge

All of this talk about soft drinks leads the crew to remember magical moments when an ice cold Dr. Pepper or Coke was the best thing in the world.  Then the conversation turns to each member’s favorite candy back in the olden times.  Gustav brings up some long gone candies like the Marathon Bar or Reggie Bar while Ty and Heavy just stare blankly at him.

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Patrick Wayne (son of John Wayne} in a Marthon Bar Commercial

Turning from nostalgia to their mission statement to help their listeners, the guys put on their Dear Abby wigs and answer an email from Pretty Little Nurse  on how to catch a guy that she has been on a couple of dates with.  After delivering some remarkably sound advice, Gustav tells how Mrs. Gustav put him through a long interview process before she finally gave into his questionable charms.

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Also be sure to check out the Partial Recall Podcast for your Generation Y nostalgia needs.