The Art of Dragon Brag – Sirois Industries Doggy Toilet

Once again Sirois Industries leads the way in innovation and trendsetting.  Sirois Industries is an international thought leader in pushing the boundaries of business. The people that brought you Dogahol, now bring you the Doggy Toilet.

Mike Sirois, CEO and founder of Sirois Industries, has given birth to another groundbreaking invention.  After working tirelessly in the Sirois Industries R&D department, Mike is proud to announce the Sirois Industries Doggy Shitter.  And for those smaller four legged friends, the Sirois Industries Puppy Shitter.

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The shareholders were excited to hear the announcement on the Dragon Brag episode “The Night of 108 “Call of the Wild”.    When not being a visionary leader at Sirois Industries, Mike is the heir apparent at KTCK where he produces some sports show and co-hosts the shit-hot “Cirque du Sirois” show with his Estonian Triplet Cash.  Mike also graces humanity by being the heart and soul of the Blowout Podcast Network.

The Art of Dragon Brag – Desert Island Hypothetical

On this week’s Dragon Brag, Season 6 Episode 2 “Home” or as Mike “Machine” Marshall alternatively titled it “Would Ya’ll Just Give it a Fucking Second” or second alternate title “Hey Asshole, this Mother Fucker Undead”, Jay sent in another hypothetical for Mike Sirois and Machine to ponder.

In Jay’s email, which was very light on preaching this week after weeks of brow beating by the Sports Dragon and the Machete, he asked woud you pick as your companion for a year on a desert island Mr. Tux (the Hey Cats Lady’s cat), an iPod with unlimited battery but which only had Creed songs loaded upon it, or the Marshall Report.  The catch was that when the rescue party arrived one year from the original date of arriving upon the island, you had to eat your “companion” before you could be rescued.

Machine instantly chose the iPod full of Creed songs before hearing the catch.  This leads the faithful listeners to believe he may have a life size tattoo of Scott Stapp across his back which he has been hiding from the LFTP1’s all this time.  Mikey however chose Mr. Tux.  But when he found out that he would be forced to eat Mr. Tux, he thought his choice proved to be an even better one.

I would like to think that Mr. Tux would enjoy his limited time in a tropical paradise with the Infinite Patriot as his sole companion.  And ultimately, he would realize that his sacrifice of his life so that Mike “The Wizard” Sirois could once again be back on the air of KTCK the Ticket on his wildly popular Saturday midday show Cirque du Sirois with his twin Lithuanian brother Cash Sirois.  Sadly, Mike Marshall would probably have gone insane after a year of listening to Creed mumble “Where Lineman Ski…”.  Truly, a poor choice for this week’s hypothetical.

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Mr. Tux and Mike Sirois are stranded on a desert island

Dragon Express – From the Art of Dragon Brag Collection

Years ago, the Sports Dragon and the Machine came up with the bright business idea for the Daenerys Targaryen to put those dragons to good use and revolutionize shipping in the Seven Kingdoms.  Forget Ravens for your long distance messaging, Dragon Express will move shipments from the Wall to Dorn faster than ever before.

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Dragon Express – the Game of Thrones Delivery Service

The Art of Dragon Brag – Army of Dragon Brag

I started making goofy photoshops of Mike Sirois and Mike Marshall from the Dragon Brag podcast in 2015.  I would post them on Twitter for the guys to see and that was pretty much it, as they would fall off into the abyss of old tweets.  So I decide that since they made folks laugh, I would go back and share them on our site.  Podcasts like Dragon Brag and It’s Just Banter gave us the impetus to take the plunge and create our own podcast.  So in a twisted way this is how we thank them.

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Mike Sirois and Sweet Melissa star in “Army of Dragon Brag”