City of Gustav – One Time Pads

Gustav delves into the world of Cryptography and the Cold war to talk about One Time Pads and mysterious Number Stations.  Due to scheduling conflicts and the time constraints of the holiday season, Gustav once again takes you into the rabbit hole of his mind to learn about espionage and gadgetry.

 

One time pads are means of creating a coded message that only can be deciphered if you have the corresponding copy of the one time pad.  Intelligence agencies used them throughout the Cold War in conjunction with mysterious radio transmissions on what the public nicknamed Number Stations.  Number stations broadcast on short wave frequencies and deliver one way messages to field operatives.

 

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City of Gustav – 72 Hour Kit

It’s a solo episode for Gustav this week as he tries to get you prepared for a major disaster by telling you what you need for your 72 hour kit.72 hour kit for disaster

Heavy Solves the JFK Assassination

It’s not every episode that Heavy solves the JFK Assassination.  But this is the one.  Throw out the Warren Commission report, ignore the Oliver Stone JFK movie and settle in for Heavy setting the record straight.jfk assassination lee harvey oswald

Once again, Megan from Megan’s Movie Podcast joins the boys to join in the fun.  After the initial tale of a trip to Dick’s Last Resort, Heavy takes control and leads the team into JFK talk.  The recent release of formerly classified files piqued his interest.  Both Heavy and Megan add family stories from the day of the  JFK assassination.

The gang also dips their toe into some Vietnam talk and discusses some of Megan’s dad’s experiences while serving and some of the problems of the VA hospital system.

Be sure to check out Megan’s Movie Podcast episode with guest host Ty where they talk about the Breakfast Club.

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Arguing About Acreage

Returning for a third appearance Megan rejoins Ty, Heavy and Gustav to answer Twitter questions, be mansplained and listen to the boys arguing about acreage.  Super special guest Megan is the host of locally famous and regionally loved Megan’s Movie Podcast which can be found on the Blowout Podcast Network.

This week, Gustav put out the call for Twitter questions from the listeners for Megan.  But before that, he has to mention Simon and Simon and discuss the merits of the theme songs, as well as the Square Pegs theme song, and as Megan refers to it, the diarrhea song.

 

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Long time friend of the show Valley Butcher asks about Haunted Houses.  Since they bully Megan, the boys just go about describing a local haunted house in their youth that was held at a condemned hospital.  That leads to arguing about acreage as Heavy estimates the size of the lot in his initial description and Ty and Gus challenge him on the lot size, while Megan sighs a lot and rolls her eyes.  Heavy also goes into stories of a local doctor that worked at the hospital and was a bit of a mad scientist.

Ranfill asks questions about at home nudity and Metallica albums.    Gustav offers up helpful tips about working from home.  Saint Tom asks Megan what the most “903” thing she has ever done was.  That leads to a discussion about Megan’s husband T.C.’s landmark moments involving a break in at his home he thwarted and his trapping of a wild hog to win $2000 from Bob and Dan on KTCK.  Then Heavy and Megan bond over vomiting stories.

It was great for Megan to join us once again and we look forward to future guest appearances.  Be sure to check out Megan’s Movie Podcast each Friday.

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Whataburger Drive Thru

Once again Heavy, Ty and Gustav welcome back Megan Fleming to talk about a funny Whataburger Drive Thru story, circumcision, male behavior and much more.   Megan is the host of Megan’s Movie Podcast on the Blowout Podcast Network.  She’s been kind enough to have Gustav and Ty on as guests, but so far no Heavy appearance has been scheduled.

 

To get the ball rolling Heavy and Gustav discuss how their kids are starting to seek out the podcast and how it finally caught up with Gus.  Then Gustav shares some feedback from Down Under for their recent Bonsai tree episode.

Unlike last week, there is a concerted effort to actually allow Megan to talk.  Taking the floor, she wants to know “What’s up with guys?” and shares the tale about a disgusting co-worker.  Then she tells us all about how many dong pics her friend gets a day.    Talk about men leads to a discussion about circumcision and the impact that a parent’s decision may have on a young man’s future.

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Ty and Heavy think back to the funniest Heavy story that there may have ever been and remember the time that Heavy turned a normal trip to the Whataburger Drive Thru into a night that they will never forget.  It’s one of their favorite stories and they are glad to finally get it down on tape for future humans to enjoy into perpetuity.  Gus shares another Heavy story involving some uncooperative valets.

It was great for Megan to join us once again and we look forward to future guest appearances.  Be sure to check out Megan’s Movie Podcast each Friday.

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Daddy Bush and Pickled Things

Heavy, Gustav and Ty are thrilled to have Megan Fleming as a special guest this week to talk about Daddy Bush shenanigans and pickled foods.  Megan is the host of Megan’s Movie Podcast on the Blowout Podcast Network.  She has been kind enough to have Ty and Gus on as guests, but so far, no Heavy appearance has been allowed.

Ty tries to make Megan feel welcome by bringing a six pack of Modelo beer at the start of the session, but Megan was brown bagging tall boys and wasn’t having any of his attempts at hospitality.  Megan explains how she came up with her Twitter handle in a thrilling story.

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Then she stands up and waves her feminist banner and rails against the misdeads of Daddy Bush, aka George Herbert Walker Bush, and the recent news stories of inappropriate touching and the David Copp-a-feel joke.   Emboldened by the mere mention of a political figure, Heavy jumps at the chance to go on a political rant.

Megan brought the three hooligans gift bags full of goodies.  In the bags were candies such as the Southern classic Cherry Mash as well as a wide variety of pickled items made by Megan and her mother and sister.  They have a company called Yims Foods which make all kinds of pickled goodies and jams.  The boys have questions about their offerings and Megan does her best even though they don’t let her speak much in this episode.

Pickle talk soon turns to grandma talk which invariably leads to punishment talk with tales of switches, flyswatters and even a hot wheel race track.  Then Megan shares tales of rice torture that shock the boys.  Then the old men tell about back when teachers gave swats at will and how the world was a better place.

 

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Magnolia Electric Co

Heavy and Gustav are back this week to talk about music you’ve never heard of , self-destructive artists and the sadness that was The Magnolia Electric Co.Jason Molina Songs : Ohia Magnolia Electric Co  Pyramind

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Bonsai and French Fry

Heavy and Gustav are back to talk bonsai trees, french fries, childhood dangers and all you can eat catfish.   In what may be the most boring start ever to a podcast Heavy and Gustav seriously discuss bonsai trees.  There ought to be a listener warning that the segment may induce sleep while driving or operating heavy machinery.  But they are truly interested in such things and that’s just where the conversation went.

Gus acknowledges Heavy’s supreme knowledge of trees amongst the three of them (even though Ty isn’t there to lay claim to the crown).  So Heavy discusses an innovative professor he had in college and the wacky horticulture he engaged in.  They also discuss parks and show a general lack of knowledge.

Luckily, some listeners were kind enough to send in questions.  Returning to the.270 vs 30-06 question, Heavy gives his answer.  Then they turn to their dangerous childhood with lawn darts, battery operated trucks, pop rocks and a general apathy toward seat belts.

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Then they hit their stride as they weigh in on the best way to French fry potatoes.  Emboldened, Heavy actually ranks the fast food franchises for their french fries.  That makes them think then about all you can eat catfish places and Gus wonders if they even exist in the big city.  Heavy is particularly interested if anyone knows of an all you can eat catfish place around the Lake Lavon area.

 

Good dude Ray Ranfill sends an email about Braum’s that fits nicely into french fry talk.

 

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Also be sure to tell your friends and neighbors that this episode is a bit more boring than usual and not to judge us too harshly.  Ty will be back soon.

 

 

 

 

 

City of Heavy – Crappie Filets

America has spoken, so Heavy has his own episode this week to talk about crappie filets, documentaries, and what ever else suits him.  He’s always maintained that he is America’s favorite and the one and only.  So it only made sense to give loyal listeners and future generations a special episode dedicated to Heavy.

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To get the ball rolling, Heavy shares with you his favorite way to prepare Crappie filets.  Get out those index cards to write down this info so that you can pass it on down to your grandkids.  Then Heavy engages in some international diplomacy with our Australian and Ecuadoran listeners.  Find out what Heavy knows about Australia and Mel Gibson’s ranting.

Heavy has recently watched a movie based on the life of British Colonel Percival Fawcett called the Lost City of Z, so he shares his thoughts on it and the role of historical timeline proximity and how it shapes generational perceptions of events.

Having rewatched the Ken Burns’ Civil War documentary and as he currently watches the Vietnam series, Heavy has thoughts about documentaries and the work of Ken Burns.  He ponders the narrative challenge to stay neutral in telling of historical events.  Then he turns his attention to a recent TED Talk he watched regarding America being founded on the principal of genocide.  He discusses the plight of the Native American’s, Depression era lynchings, the American Indian Movement’s occupation of both Alcatraz and Wounded Knee as well as the 24 hour news cycle.  And once again William F. Buckley is referenced in regard to the Huey Newton episode of Firing Line.

 

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